A former drug dealer turned rapper turned businessman by the name of Jay Z once posed a simple question: can I live? The phrase has since been co-opted by everyone, from those in the industry, like J. Cole, who eventually signed with Hov's label Roc Nation, to your friends on the internet who like to present the inquiry to their timelines, in jest or in seriousness.
I'm co-opting it now, to make a very serious request: Can we let Malia Obama live?
While Barack was busy with the Democratic National Convention last year, Malia was at Lollapalooza, enjoying the fuck out of her young life. She danced, she probably hit a joint, the world freaked out—and she moved on.
If you haven't heard the latest, the eldest daughter of our forever First Family attended Lollapalooza again this past weekend. (The Obamas do rep Chicago, so no big surprise there.) At one point, attendees recorded Malia dancing excitedly with a friend to the Killers. She even started rolling around on the g..